I need Funny punchlines !!

[DSCSK]

Since school starts on the 3rd of january for me, i need something catchy to say to people when they ask me why im bald.

Im definitely going to say that im studying the laws of reflection to my physics teacher (if you know what I mean    )

[Roger]

Tell them you had a growth spurt during the school break and now you're taller than your hair.

[DSCSK]

  that's a good one.

[Timmer]

I'm getting in touch with my inner Buddha.

I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

My legs are too hard to reach.

Act surprised and touch your bald head with horror, say "I knew that Mexican Rogaine was a bad idea."

Simply say, "Who loves ya baby?"

[Cave Dweller]

I always say my hair just migrated south. People's eyes actually have glanced down when I have said that.

I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

I am going to have to try that one.

[stasiu]

I'm saving money for college, so I quit hair as my New Year's Resolution.

[BBCESQ]

I got a wild hair and couldn't find it. 

[DSCSK]

 

[DSCSK]

Im definitely going to use all this with your permission. And im pretty sure that its going to be fun.

Btw, Happy new year everyone 

[geeman]

Tell them "I donated my hair to charity, so a bald guy can have hair...I'm on a waiting list for a donor myself"

[buffon2012]

LOL

[Sir Harry]

1. I wanted to be the first in the class to try something different...but growing extra long hair was already taken

2. My barber was drunk today

3. It's real cool, maybe you should try it!

4. Let's see who gets the most girls to touch his head!

5. I bet I spend less time getting ready for school!