Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW

• Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW by Bolohead on 18 Jul, 2007 06:04
• Fall Classes for WOMEN at
  
    THE
  ADULT LEARNING CENTER
  
  REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
  by Monday, Oct 29, 2007
  
  NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
  OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
  
  
  Class 1
  How To Re-Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
  Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
  
  Class 2
  The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
  Round Table Discussion.
  Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   
  
   Class 3
  How To Put Your Make Up on PRIOR to Him Getting Home
  Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 
  
  Class 4
  Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
  Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 
  
   Class 5
  Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
  Examples on Video.
  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
  at 7:00 PM 
  
  Class 6
  Loss Of Identity NO More Soaps--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
  Help Line Support and Support Groups.
  Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 
  
  Class 7
  Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
  Open Forum .
  Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 
  
  Class 8
  Health Watch--Bringing Him Flowers and It Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
  Graphics and Audio Tapes.
  Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 
  
  Class 9
  Real Women Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
  Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 
  
  Class 10
  Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While He Parallel Parks?
  Driving Simulations.
  4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 
  
  Class 11
  Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Husband and the Boy's.
  Online Classes and role-playing .
  Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined 
  
  Class 12
  How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
  Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques and How To Keep Your Mouth Shut
  Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 
  
  Class 13
  How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
  Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
  Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   
  
  Class 14
  The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
  Live Demonstration.
  Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 
  
  Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
  
• #1 by Tyler on 18 Jul, 2007 10:19
• I wonder why none of us are laughing   
• #2 by PBurke on 18 Jul, 2007 13:16
• i am not amused. is this grounds for banning?
• #3 by BaldRob on 18 Jul, 2007 15:08
• Did your wife make you post that?? 
• #4 by Bolohead on 18 Jul, 2007 15:11
• I posted it early forgot to change the classes, look again and you will see it is Right On now.
• #5 by warhawk on 18 Jul, 2007 19:19
• J_B ..... just curious did u change the topic....  i remember reading your post this morning and it said FALL CLASSES FOR MEN.....now it says FALL CLASSES FOR WOMEN.
  
  WARHAWK
• #6 by Bolohead on 18 Jul, 2007 20:23
• I sure did, we don't need no stinking classes.... Brah
• #7 by BaldRob on 18 Jul, 2007 20:39
• Here's the real list:
  
  Class 1 - Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
  
  Class 2 - The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
  
  Class 3 - Parties: Going Without New Outfits
  
  Class 4 - Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
  
  Class 5 - Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too
  
  Class 6 - Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 
  
  Class 7 - Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
  
  Class 8 - Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
  
  Class 9 - Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
  
  Class 10 - Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
  
  Class 11 - Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
  
  Class 12 - Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
  
  Class 13 - Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
  
  Class 14 - Water Retention: Fact or Fat
  
  Class 15 - Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
  
  Class 16 - Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
  
  Class 17 - Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
  
  Class 18 - Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
  
  Class 19 - PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
  
  Class 20 - Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
  
  Class 21 - Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have Worn
• #8 by PBurke on 18 Jul, 2007 21:28
• where do i sign my wife up for these?
• #9 by warhawk on 18 Jul, 2007 21:36
• baldrob....  man.... LMAO ..... you're a f##kin riot, brah!!!
  
  paulie.... after u tell your wife that u signed her up..... let me know how u like sleeping on the couch!!!!
  
  WARHAWK
  
  
• #10 by PBurke on 18 Jul, 2007 22:19
• i can tell ya now. my recliner is better. ha ha
• #11 by frostillicus123 on 05 Aug, 2007 11:21
• I wnat to sign my annoy excuse of a girlfriend up for Rob's classes, that man is a genius and should be worshiped.