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Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« on: July 18, 2007, 06:04:18 AM »
Fall Classes for WOMEN at

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ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Oct 29, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
How To Re-Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   

 Class 3
How To Put Your Make Up on PRIOR to Him Getting Home
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 

 Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM 

Class 6
Loss Of Identity NO More Soaps--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM 

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. 

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Him Flowers and It Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. 

Class 9
Real Women Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While He Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Husband and the Boy's.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined 

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques and How To Keep Your Mouth Shut
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2007, 03:10:25 PM by J_B »



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Re: Fall Classes For Men
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 10:19:17 AM »
I wonder why none of us are laughing   :-\
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Re: Fall Classes For Men
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 01:16:11 PM »
i am not amused. is this grounds for banning? :x! :x!


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Re: Fall Classes For Men
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2007, 03:08:55 PM »
Did your wife make you post that??  :/O :x!

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »
I posted it early forgot to change the classes, look again and you will see it is Right On now.

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2007, 07:19:59 PM »
J_B ..... just curious did u change the topic....  i remember reading your post this morning and it said FALL CLASSES FOR MEN.....now it says FALL CLASSES FOR WOMEN.

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2007, 08:23:00 PM »
I sure did, we don't need no stinking classes.... Brah

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2007, 08:39:53 PM »
Here's the real list:

Class 1 - Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Class 2 - The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

Class 3 - Parties: Going Without New Outfits

Class 4 - Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

Class 5 - Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too

Class 6 - Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His  O0

Class 7 - Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Class 8 - Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

Class 9 - Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Class 10 - Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Class 11 - Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

Class 12 - Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)

Class 13 - Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

Class 14 - Water Retention: Fact or Fat

Class 15 - Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

Class 16 - Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Class 17 - Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Class 18 - Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

Class 19 - PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

Class 20 - Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

Class 21 - Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have Worn

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2007, 09:28:07 PM »
where do i sign my wife up for these?


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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2007, 09:36:29 PM »
baldrob....  man.... LMAO :*)) :*)) :*))..... you're a f##kin riot, brah!!!

paulie.... after u tell your wife that u signed her up..... let me know how u like sleeping on the couch!!!! :D :D :D

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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 10:19:52 PM »
i can tell ya now. my recliner is better. ha ha


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Re: Fall Classes For WOMEN enrollment NOW
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2007, 11:21:36 AM »
I wnat to sign my annoy excuse of a girlfriend up for Rob's classes, that man is a genius and should be worshiped.
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