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Ask a Silly Question... by Laser Man on 31 Aug, 2013 12:54
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I was in the shower room at the Y today and the guy next to me says "can I borrow your shampoo? All I have is conditioner." I replied, "I only have body wash." He borrowed it anyway, then said, "I guess it was pretty stupid of me to ask a guy with a shaved head for shampoo. You must think I'm an idiot." I told him not to worry, it was good for a laugh.
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#1 by -Doug- on 31 Aug, 2013 20:11
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That's a funny story. I'd've had a hard time keeping a straight face during the exchange.
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#2 by reddog on 31 Aug, 2013 20:20
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At least he didn't ask to borrow your comb!
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#3 by Mikekoz13 on 02 Sep, 2013 16:48
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Sometimes... people just don't think before they engage.
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#4 by Timmer on 02 Sep, 2013 17:12
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What's sad is when I take my son to get his haircut and the person at the check-in counter asks, with no irony, "Nothing for you today?" Sometimes I just laugh and other times I'll say, "If you've got a licensed Barber who can give my dome a shave with a straight razor, I'm game."
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#5 by ycartt on 02 Sep, 2013 18:26
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I love it when people ask me what I put on my head to make it so shiny. I usually respond "NBO". Wen they ask what that is I respond "natural body oil". That usually shuts them up. I also will respond "turtle wax" sometimes.
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#6 by jedge01 on 02 Sep, 2013 20:46
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I'll get this in hotels a lot. Housekeeping will ask me in the hall in the morning if I need extra shampoo. You can see the look in their eyes when they realize what they have said. It freaks them out almost as much as me taking a couple of bottles.
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#7 by mrzed on 03 Sep, 2013 05:29
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You guys have me laughing.
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#8 by g_bald on 03 Sep, 2013 08:05
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This is such a howl!!
I love when you can 'throw' someone, like staying at their house and asking if you can "borrow their shampoo."
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#9 by Feelinsofly on 20 Dec, 2013 16:35
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We all have similar stories! Love it!
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#10 by Roger on 20 Dec, 2013 20:43
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This is such a howl!!
I love when you can 'throw' someone, like staying at their house and asking if you can "borrow their shampoo."
Thanks for the laughs!
Or borrow their blow dryer.
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#11 by Mike on 21 Dec, 2013 00:21
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There was a random comb sitting on the counter the other day. Without even thinking, my mom asked "Michael, is this your comb on the counter?". The odd silence while I was trying to grasp that she really asked me that question was enough for her to realize what she had asked.