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The eyes have it
« on: October 27, 2013, 06:07:24 PM »
A few years ago, a baby boy was born with no left eyelid. Doctors in the maternity ward immediately conferred, and decided that the best course of action was to improvise an eyelid from the  boy's circumcised foreskin.

The parents quickly agreed, and the operation was a complete success.

Except for the fact that to this day people think the boy is a bit cockeyed.


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Re: The eyes have it
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2013, 07:17:11 PM »
OMG!

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Re: The eyes have it
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2013, 08:07:27 PM »
 :*))

Good one, man!

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Re: The eyes have it
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2013, 09:14:23 PM »
 :*))

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Re: The eyes have it
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2013, 10:37:16 PM »
Dude....this joke is older than my grandpa lol

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Re: The eyes have it
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2013, 02:51:33 PM »
Ha! Ha !
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