Gentlemen, who loves you more, your wife or your dog?
Want to find out? Here is an easy test.
1) Grab your wife.
2) Grab your dog.
3) Throw them both into your car's trunk and slam it shut.
4) Wait one hour or until the game is over, whichever is longer.
5) Open the trunk.
6) Note the one that is happy to see you.