A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that an elderly couple
is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them
good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye.
The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a
row. After 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to
ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't
go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house. Holiday Inn charges
$105. Hilton charges $139. You charge $50. I get $43 back from Medicare."
