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Newfie Pick up lines
« on: July 09, 2007, 12:25:31 PM »
1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4)Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6)If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in that hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wantedto say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yerbed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2007, 12:39:37 PM »
and how many of these have you used? and with how much success? :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2007, 12:41:27 PM »
actually I'm a Brayon (newbrunswicker).. not a newfie..

So I've tried none....so can't say how good they work.. if you try one let us know. O:O O:O
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2007, 12:55:56 PM »
Yeah - one of you try them first .... Let me know your success
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2007, 01:01:33 PM »
ok ok #s  7 and 12 but i was at the family reunion and had drank a couple cases. what can i say? ha ha ha those are really good ones bro.
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2007, 04:59:42 PM »
Great stuff dany, especially 6 and 12 :*)) :*))
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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 10:23:02 PM »
too funny!!!  u gotta luv #7.. :D  :*)) :D

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Re: Newfie Pick up lines
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 11:05:56 PM »
Quote from: danyroo on July 09, 2007, 12:25:31 PM
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Sounds familar
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