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A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« on: November 01, 2014, 09:02:12 PM »
I am volunteering at my kids' event tonight. To be on the field, we have to be wearing "security" badges and an event logo shirt.

My badge did not get printed, so they grabbed one belonging to someone who had not shown up, and pinned it on me. I have gone past security six times so far, and none of the officers have said anything.

Maybe I need to consider a more "butch" look.


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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2014, 09:27:53 PM »
You look like a Karen...lol
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2014, 10:38:03 PM »
Some security! I'm sure you felt safe.
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2014, 10:41:35 PM »
That photo is hilarious, Karen!
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 11:20:39 PM »
Ever heard of "A Boy Named Sue"?  No one's going to mess with a big bald guy named Karen!  😁

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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2014, 04:05:46 AM »
Hair nets,  female name tags man the things we will do for our kids.😁

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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2014, 06:11:29 AM »
Lol that is too funny!

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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2014, 08:02:54 AM »
Lol that's great!
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2014, 01:12:26 PM »
Touch my stuff, I'll kill ya.

Call me Karen, I'll kill ya!
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2014, 05:46:09 PM »
Well, Tom, I mean Karen , I mean, Cave Dweller, I give you props for being a good sport!
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2014, 08:14:03 PM »
Perhaps you need to change your user name on SBG to Karen.

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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 01:54:58 PM »
Yep; that is what I call really going "undercover".  If you hadn't told me that you weren't Karen I would have never known it was you!

(HaHa)

My serious question though is; did anyone notice/comment on your name tag?

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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 03:50:11 PM »
My serious question though is; did anyone notice/comment on your name tag?

I went undetected until the very end of the event when one of its coordinators came down to shake all the volunteers' hands and thank us. He gave me a very odd look after noticing the name, then he shook my hand while calling me just "sir." I gave him a mock hurt expression and asked why he had called everyone else but me by name. We laughed.
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2014, 10:06:03 AM »
Welcome to the board, Karen.  You will get along just fine here.
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Re: A New SBG Name Perhaps?
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2014, 04:25:13 PM »
Hahaha fantastic. :)