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Offline frostillicus123

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Pinocchio and splinters
« on: July 04, 2007, 10:43:36 PM »
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 05:12:33 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))
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Offline Paul

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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 06:51:30 AM »
LMAO :*))
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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 11:49:26 AM »
Too funny!
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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 10:28:17 PM »
 :*)) :*))

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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 10:06:44 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) LMAO, another good one!
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Re: Pinocchio and splinters
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 08:37:53 PM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))  Maybe I need some sandpaper   :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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