An Aggie walked up to a farmers house and knocked on the door.
When the farmer answered the Aggie asked if that was milkweed down by the road. The farmer replied, yes it is. The Aggie asked "well do you mind if I fill up these two buckets with milk?" The farmer said you can't get milk from milkweed but he went ahead and gave his permission.
A few minutes later the Aggie came back with the buckets overflowing with milk. The farmers jaw dropped in amazement! The Aggie said sir, is that honeysuckle out by the barn. Why yes it is replied the farmer. Well would you mind if I got some honey? You can't get honey from honeysuckle but he went ahead and gave his persmission. A few minutes later the Aggie came back with two full buckets of honey. The old farmer stared in amazement once again and scratched his head.
The Aggie then said to the farmer, sir is that pussywillow down by the creek. The old farmer said stop right there let me get my hat!
