Who wants to help a guy out and give him his first true head shave. Would seriously be doing the biggest favor.
Did anyone offer their services?
Never found anyone. Are you in Oregon?
Ha. . .no, I'm not.
Do you really want someone you've never met to come and shave your head? That sounds unusual to me, maybe even dangerous. Have a friend do it for you. Just bite the bullet and get it over with.
I can see the attraction but heed Marshal,sadvice , far safer to go to a professional barber