Song for the fence-sitters

[Razor X]

(to the tune of "I Loved Her First" by Heartland)

You're a balding guy
But you could be sly
Just pick up that razor and give it a try
You don't need to cringe,
Just shave off that fringe
Your looks will improve
When your dome's nice and smooth
You'll feel free and you'll ask yourself why
Did I wait for so long until I
Made myself sly.

[wpruitt]

Good song ... Will the musical "Sly" be following this? 

[Razor X]

Good song ... Will the musical "Sly" be following this? 

Yes, it will be the exact opposite of "Hair".

[PBurke]

good one razor. and since i just heard that song in the truck, the tune was still in my head.

[Razor X]

good one razor. and since i just heard that song in the truck, the tune was still in my head.

I heard it on the way home too, which is why it was in my head.

[jusbnme]

Good one man.

[Paul]

Hey Razor, that one was darn good,  now how about one about "Slyberspace"    

[Sooner Steve]

Pretty good lyrics my friend.

[shyslyguy]

Nice one RazorX,

How's this? :

Going grey, going thin,
feel your world is caving in?
feeling desperate, feeling sad
feel you're looking like your dad?
hunting through the magazines
for an answer to your dreams
combing over, combing back
making up for what you lack?

If your hair is getting you down
whether blond or grey or mousy brown
or if your thinning at the crown
& feel you're looking like a circus clown
embrace the future, reach for the sky
take the road less traveled by
don't comb-over, it's do or die
to learn the secrets of the SLY

[Stu]

Nice one RazorX,

How's this? :

Going grey, going thin,
feel your world is caving in?
feeling desperate, feeling sad
feel you're looking like your dad?
hunting through the magazines
for an answer to your dreams
combing over, combing back
making up for what you lack?

If your hair is getting you down
whether blond or grey or mousy brown
or if your thinning at the crown
& feel you're looking like a circus clown
embrace the future, reach for the sky
take the road less traveled by
don't comb-over, it's do or die
to learn the secrets of the SLY

I'm impressed.

[Sooner Steve]

shyslyguy.  You rock brother.  Those lyrics are awesome.

[jusbnme]

Thanks for sharing shy, awesome bro. 

[marshd1000]

 

[/quote]Yes, it will be the exact opposite of "Hair".
[/quote]

Speaking of "Hair", one of the people from "Hair", who is also known for the song, "Eve of Destruction, Barry McGuire is now sly.  I thought that was kind of interesting.  Go to www.barrymcguire.com and see!