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are my testicles black? by Kajun on 13 Jun, 2007 20:05
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his thingy in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around.
Then, she takes a close l ook and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? " -
#1 by Tom McGarry. on 13 Jun, 2007 20:08
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#2 by Paul on 13 Jun, 2007 20:41
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LMAO
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#3 by **sticks** on 13 Jun, 2007 22:07
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too funny
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#4 by Ian on 14 Jun, 2007 00:29
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Very good
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#5 by jusbnme on 14 Jun, 2007 01:46
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LMAO
I'm going to use that one if I ever end up in the hospital and I have a fine nurse.
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#6 by SLYinKC on 14 Jun, 2007 06:22
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Good one, Kajun.
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#7 by frostillicus123 on 14 Jun, 2007 12:04
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That's frigging awesome I should have used that when I had ACL reconstruction, there was a beautiful nurse that I flirted with the whole time I was there
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#8 by KALBO on 14 Jun, 2007 13:08
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Too...too...too funny!
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#9 by fireman on 14 Jun, 2007 14:43
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LMAO
giving this to a buddy of mine who is going in for the big "V".
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#10 by **sticks** on 14 Jun, 2007 16:59
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LMAO
giving this to a buddy of mine who is going in for the big "V".
OUCH...it hurts just reading that...
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#11 by PBurke on 14 Jun, 2007 18:24
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the benefits of the big v far out-weigh the small inconveinence. trust me on this one.
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#12 by **sticks** on 14 Jun, 2007 18:35
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haha im sure...
ill def. take your word on it...
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#13 by PBurke on 14 Jun, 2007 18:52
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i wonder if magma would be my PERSONAL nurse?
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#14 by RichardN. on 14 Jun, 2007 20:50
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Good one!