Wow! As I was reading the article I'm thinking that it reads like it was written by a female who was perhaps dumped by the guy. Or maybe she tried to get next to him and was ignored (more likely). Then I saw that a Sarah Somebody was the writer and I'm thinking Uh-huh, nailed that one.
In my most humble opinion he looks fine with the buzzed head but he ought to go smooth. Then he could be really cool like the rest of us.
I'm wondering what else he does wrong in the writer's opinion. It certainly does not accurately reflect the amount of money the guy has made in the movies. Maybe he's not so good in the sack. Or maybe she was just never able to find out?