What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree?
Wave to her.
How do blondes 'brain cells die?
Alone.
What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blond girl?
The blond girls sperm count is higher.
Why are blond jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can get them.
What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill."