Someone has got to have a funny !

[Switchy]

I spent time trying to get a joke typed and it flew into cyber space !  That really sucks.     I miss slynito !  He always had some good ones ! 

[slyjoe]

Aha! Ive been known to come up with some funny ones. Lets see here....Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Switchy]

Aha! Ive been known to come up with some funny ones. Lets see here....Why did the chicken cross the road?

And I have heard this one    wait till you get old 

[slyjoe]

Lol...cant wait!

[Crusher0209]

Switchy I know for fact you have some crazy funny stories to tell that is for sure but I don't know if everyone else will think its funny though

[bella]

I only know horribly morbid humor, sorry.  Not into the racist/prejudicial crap but I think my sense of humor could be summed up by the fact that my husband and I spent our first date trading dead baby jokes.

[Crusher0209]

Well I have to say that had to be an interesting first date bella never heard of that for I first date before

[bella]

Well, when you consider than he successfully picked me up in a bookstore with the line "want some a break from reading?  My sister says I'm killer in the sack" it makes total sense!   

[Eightball]

Well let see this is an oldie but..

2 guys are in a ball game and one says to the other:
Man I'm bored I give you 10 bucks if you slap that bald man in the head and he points to a big bald men two rows below.
The friend go and meet to the big bald guy, slap him from behind in the head and told him (with a big smile)
"Frank how are you?" The men turn and with an angry voice says:
I don't know you, and my name is not Frank? He apologises himself,  returns to his seat and collects his money
After 5 minutes his friend says again, OK now I give you 50 bucks to do the same, with the same guy.
The man accepts, go to the big guy gives, again, a big slap the bald head of the big guy, from behind, and says:
"Frank how are you? what are you doing here? You're supposed to meet me at the entrance!
The big guy with an even angrier voice says:
"I've already told you, that I'm not Frank, please return to your seat because otherwise we will have a problem" - the man again apologises himself return to his seat and collects his money.
After another 10m his friend says, OK now I know, even you, wouldn't dare to do the same joke with the same guy, again, the guy says for 100 Bucks I would.
So the guy go and meet the big Gus slap him with from behind, again, and says:
"FRANK... FINALLY!! , I've just slap a big bald guy, by mistake, looking for you."

Hope you enjoy...

[Switchy]

Well let see this is an oldie but..

2 guys are in a ball game and one says to the other:
Man I'm bored I give you 10 bucks if you slap that bald man in the head and he points to a big bald men two rows below.
The friend go and meet to the big bald guy, slap him from behind in the head and told him (with a big smile)
"Frank how are you?" The men turn and with an angry voice says:
I don't know you, and my name is not Frank? He apologises himself,  returns to his seat and collects his money
After 5 minutes his friend says again, OK now I give you 50 bucks to do the same, with the same guy.
The man accepts, go to the big guy gives, again, a big slap the bald head of the big guy, from behind, and says:
"Frank how are you? what are you doing here? You're supposed to meet me at the entrance!
The big guy with an even angrier voice says:
"I've already told you, that I'm not Frank, please return to your seat because otherwise we will have a problem" - the man again apologises himself return to his seat and collects his money.
After another 10m his friend says, OK now I know, even you, wouldn't dare to do the same joke with the same guy, again, the guy says for 100 Bucks I would.
So the guy go and meet the big Gus slap him with from behind, again, and says:
"FRANK... FINALLY!! , I've just slap a big bald guy, by mistake, looking for you."

Hope you enjoy...

Welcome Eightball, 

[Eightball]

Thank you Switchy, Great site...