It must take balls to ask a barber "Please cut a huge dick into the top of my head".
Must've been getting ready for a job interview.
Bet is nick name is Pecker Head
Bet is nick name is Pecker Head 
That it has too be and is hilarious bet he was wishing he didn't do it after that
I've always thought it would be funny to just grow one tiny tuft of hair out for a joke, but this is next level
Lol I needed some of those haircuts back at school lol
I'm thinking of doing some art on my scalp the next time I go without shaving for an extended period.