My bro sent me this link...

[Scott]

My younger bro is a graphic designer and he sent me this link and said he was gonna hook me up with one of these shirts - I thought some were actually cool.  Check it out.


http://www.cafepress.com/boyersmile/807166

[**sticks**]

damn...those r nice...ima have to get myself some of 'em


thanks for the post!


love this one too! http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bald/-/pv_design_details/pg_2/id_8370467/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

[Scott]

Yep, one of my faves 2

[Tom McGarry.]

Both of those links are cool, it's just too bad they never make them in my size.

[YOSP]

those are some really cool shirts...thanks for the website

[BaldRob]

damn...those r nice...ima have to get myself some of 'em


thanks for the post!


love this one too! http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bald/-/pv_design_details/pg_2/id_8370467/opt_/fpt_/c_360/

WARNING:  Your interest in this shirt is in violation of Bald Man Law 10.  Please do not order the shirt or you will be required to grow your hair back until such time that you can prove your true slyness!!  Any further infractions will result in you having to wear Donald Trump's toupee for a period of 1 month on a public street corner!  Please refer to the following link for the evolving list of Bald Man Laws:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.60

Should you not know how to click a link, the full listing is also below!  This has been a public service announcement for the benefit of Sly Bald Guys everywhere:

1. Bald is better than combovers!

1A. No man shall ever use the "combover" to cover up their bald head.

1B. Should a bald man see another bald man with a combover, he has a right to shave the combover off.

1C. Before OR AFTER the correction is administered (i.e. the shaving) the bald man who discovered the breech has the obligation to face the perpetrator, physically spin him around, and while holding firmly onto each shoulder deliver 5 to 7 swift and powerful kicks to the buttocks area in rapid succession. The more public this can be administered the better.  Then to demonstrate SBG grace and mercy....spin the perp back around and embrace him warmly....allowing him time to sob repentantly, while patting the subject on the back and repeating, "Let it out, brother....let it all out."

2.  If any bald man sees another bald man getting a sunburned dome, they should offer up sunscreen if they have some

3.  The only hair that should be allowed to grow on the scalp is hair that originated on the same scalp

4.  The only items that should be allowed to cover a bald man's head are a hat or cap, a do-rag, or a hood from a jacket or sweatshirt; hairpieces (rugs) are not permitted

5.  Always accept the "head rub" from any woman, even if she's attractively-challenged

6.  Always carry a bandanna or "sweat rag"

7.  Never be without a skull cap in the winter

8.  Shaved headed men (BBC or balding) must offer responses to questions about their shaved head.  They must offer responses encouraging balding men to shave off their fringe or thinning hair and letting them know the freedom to have a totally naked noggin.

9.  If another shaved headed man see you and offers the response, "Nice Haircut", you are to respond pleasantly back and say, "I like yours too!"

10. No bald  man should ever say or wear apparel that say things like "I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered, sex machine"

11. Any Bald man with more than 2 lay-days must give up the extras to his fellow bald men. He may not give a lay-day to anyone with hair. (unless they are related)  If there are no suitable bald men for him to pass off the extra lay-days too, it is the duty of the man with the lay-days to keep them all entertained until a suitable man is in proximity and able to take the extras off his hand.

12. Any time you see a sly brother hitting on an ugly lay-day, take pictures and post them so we can all make fun of him!

13. One who is bald and does decided to grow ones hair as a donation to benefit those who are not able to grow hair will not be looked down at or frowned upon.... they grow their hair to donate for a good cause...with no money or compensation for it...

14. Go "naked" (that is, bareheaded) and proud through the world, except when the weather necessitates wearing a hat or cap

15. Do everything possible to promote baldness--however achieved--and to affirm the bald image for adult men

16. Embrace and use on oneself tems such as "chrome dome," "slick pate," "bare noggin," "baldy" and anything else that suggests one's happiness with being bald

17. Shave daily or every other day to maintain the positive "rush" one experienced when shaving it all off for the first time

18. Resist with might and main the temptation to grow whatever one's got left back

19. Accept and appreciate all the patting and kissing women accord men who are comfortable with their gleaming plates

20. At no time should a sly bald guy wear a speedo

[PigPen]

Good catch Rob

[Paul]

Thanks for the refresher Rob....don't want to get a ticket for violation of the law

[BaldRob]

Thanks for the refresher Rob....don't want to get a ticket for violation of the law

BaldRob, Sly Bald Guy Consumer Advocate and Enforcer of Bald Man Laws! 

[**sticks**]

I have sinned.....


 

[YOSP]

Thanks Rob...

I can't afford anymore violations on my record.

[BALDANDRE]

***sticks*** and YOSP....

I have a feeling it was a sting operation and a set up to test the new dudes..yes, you failed

but dudes, you should know better...j/k

[Paul]

As self appointed advocate for the defense, BaldRob the Enforcer, it would seem that the original post with the link to a variety of T-shirts, has a number 11 that is actually in support of Bald Man Law #5.   Said shirt states "I'm Smooth, go ahead feel for yourself"  thereby indicating that headrubs should be initiated.        Paul Sly Attorney

[BaldRob]

As self appointed advocate for the defense, BaldRob the Enforcer, it would seem that the original post with the link to a variety of T-shirts, has a number 11 that is actually in support of Bald Man Law #5.   Said shirt states "I'm Smooth, go ahead feel for yourself"  thereby indicating that headrubs should be initiated.        Paul Sly Attorney

You are completely correct.

Shirts that promote physical contact, such as the shirt mentioned in the above quote, with a person of your chosing, or shirt that promote the bald lifestyle is a truly sly way, shall be deemed acceptable.

Shirts that are extremely corny, i.e., I'm not bald, its a solar panel for a sex machine, are not acceptable and the wearer shall be arrested, tried, convicted, and sentenced by a sly jury of their peers.

BaldRob, Keeper of the Bald Man Laws

[Paul]

Thank you sir.  Not bad for a guy who never passed the bar, eh.........or any bar for that matter