Author Topic: Should Children Witness Childbirth?  (Read 2946 times)

Slynito

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Should Children Witness Childbirth?
« on: November 21, 2012, 09:52:29 AM »
      Should  Children Witness Childbirth?
 
 Good  question. Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage,  only one paramedic responded to the call.  The house  was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl  to hold a flashlight high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very  diligently, Kathleen did as she was  asked.  Heidi  pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.  The  paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his  bottom. Connor  began to cry.


The  paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the  wide-eyed
3-yr old what she thought about what she had just  witnessed..
Kathleen  quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the  first place......smack him again!'

If  you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for  you.



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Re: Should Children Witness Childbirth?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 07:37:58 PM »
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Re: Should Children Witness Childbirth?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2012, 05:05:20 PM »
The only reason I did not laugh was due to my sore throat. It is funny.
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Re: Should Children Witness Childbirth?
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 01:10:57 PM »
 :*))
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Re: Should Children Witness Childbirth?
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 02:12:32 PM »
How funny and cute :*))