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Offline Quetzalcoatl

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Possible to fix uneven ears?
« on: November 10, 2012, 01:05:55 PM »
Just a random thought I had.  I noticed when I raise my eyebrows, my ears raise with them.  Whenever I raise just one eyebrow, my ear on that side raises.  Personally I tend to only raise my left eyebrow, and interestingly my left ear is a good 3/4 of an inch higher than my right.

Do you guys think that I can jack up my right ear by "working out" my right eyebrow?

Man, this sounded a lot less frivolous in my head lol.



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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 01:13:12 PM »
Just a random thought I had.  I noticed when I raise my eyebrows, my ears raise with them.  Whenever I raise just one eyebrow, my ear on that side raises.  Personally I tend to only raise my left eyebrow, and interestingly my left ear is a good 3/4 of an inch higher than my right.

Do you guys think that I can jack up my right ear by "working out" my right eyebrow?

Man, this sounded a lot less frivolous in my head lol.
:*)) Sorry brother, each and everyone of us are different , that is why we are special ! ;)  My right ear is lower than my left.  I just adjust the stems on my spec's, kinda like one nut hangs lower than the other.  Unless it is cold as heck and they disappear !  LOL. 

Thanks man , you made my day !  Also in answer to your question fergetaboutit ! ;) ;D O0 Before someone comes up with a new fricken Law !  LOL !

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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 01:27:14 PM »
Of all the concerns I've seen posted in these forums, that one's the most, er, "out there".

I'd advise not worrying too much about it.  O:O

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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2012, 04:41:01 AM »
Quetzalcoatl ... you've had a lot of time to think of this haven't you?
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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2012, 08:00:35 AM »
Man, this sounded a lot less frivolous in my head lol.

 :*))

You could get a right eyebrow piercing and attach a fishing weight to it. I would think that would build up the muscles on that side a bit!
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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2012, 08:15:37 AM »
Just a random thought I had.  I noticed when I raise my eyebrows, my ears raise with them.  Whenever I raise just one eyebrow, my ear on that side raises.  Personally I tend to only raise my left eyebrow, and interestingly my left ear is a good 3/4 of an inch higher than my right.

Do you guys think that I can jack up my right ear by "working out" my right eyebrow?

Man, this sounded a lot less frivolous in my head lol.

Sounds like an interesting party trick. ;)

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Re: Possible to fix uneven ears?
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 04:00:49 AM »
I'm sorry, this really does sound like the workings of a man with too much time on his hands... I wouldn't think that there are any ways to "work out" your ears. But you are more then welcome to try it out, you never know until you try lol!  O0