CHEWING GUM!

[Slynito]

CHEWING GUM!

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. ?The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .'

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.


The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'


Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
gum and sell them to the United States . Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?

[Slyfive]

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. Slynito! Make me laugh every time.

[-Doug-]

Hahah!!!

[Slynito]

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. Slynito! Make me laugh every time.

@ Slyfive...I figured that you would like a, "Down Under" joke.

[theman]

Again Slynito, I love these .   

[Slyfive]

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. Slynito! Make me laugh every time.

@ Slyfive...I figured that you would like a, "Down Under" joke.

I dunno, as a New Zealander I don't think I'm allowed to side with the Aussies... but I will, because this joke is hilarious! And all the Aussies on this forum are great.

[theman]

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. Slynito! Make me laugh every time.

@ Slyfive...I figured that you would like a, "Down Under" joke.

I dunno, as a New Zealander I don't think I'm allowed to side with the Aussies... but I will, because this joke is hilarious! And all the Aussies on this forum are great.

  Yes indeed all the brothers here on this board are great , even me LOL !  It doesn't matter where a person is from, it is the one's that are SLY, and enjoy others, and have a great parley with being nice.    As me !    Slyfive , your a great bro.  keeper up !  How is the little lady ? 

[Beardman]

You are a gentleman and a scholar Mr. Slynito! Make me laugh every time.

@ Slyfive...I figured that you would like a, "Down Under" joke.

I dunno, as a New Zealander I don't think I'm allowed to side with the Aussies... but I will, because this joke is hilarious! And all the Aussies on this forum are great.

Just this once we'll let you Slyfive haha.

I loved that joke, I had a feeling I knew where it was going... but I still didn't expect the punch line haha!

I always love reading your jokes Slynito, keep them up 

[Slyfive]

I always love reading your jokes Slynito, keep them up 

+1 to that!