The Current Mrs Stumpy: "Is this your comb on the table, or one of the boys'?"
Me : "I can't believe you needed to ask that."
You should have flicked your imaginary long flowing locks over each shoulder and said "THAT'S where I put it!"
Some of us feel that a comb is useful for the beard or the 'stache. Can't quite tell from your picture if such is present for currying.
Sounds like maybe she hasn't been paying attention!