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Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« on: May 26, 2007, 01:44:20 AM »
Seriously!  You would be amazed at how many people find Sly Bald Guys by searching "Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

So, to set the record straight, I have found no scientific proof that this is the case!!  If you're searching this and end up here, then I have some news for you.  It's quite the opposite!

Going completely bald (aka "Sly" and Shaving Your Head) will actually cause more frequent ejaculations - aka more sex (with someone else involved   >:D O0)!

« Last Edit: May 26, 2007, 01:47:24 AM by Tyler »
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2007, 03:16:18 AM »
 8) O0
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2007, 07:44:44 AM »
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2007, 08:24:57 AM »
As I've heard before.... when you lose more hair, you get more head.  ;D
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2007, 09:14:44 AM »
Quote from: RazorX on May 26, 2007, 07:44:44 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2007, 09:19:06 AM »
Quote from: **sticks** on May 26, 2007, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: RazorX on May 26, 2007, 07:44:44 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y


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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2007, 09:37:26 AM »
Quote from: **sticks** on May 26, 2007, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: RazorX on May 26, 2007, 07:44:44 AM
Sounds like a scientific study needs to be done to get to the truth.  Who wants to volunteer to be a case study?  It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...    >:D >:D >:D

Argh, alright if someone has to do it, i guess ill step up....but u guys will owe me....

 #ng^y

 ;D :*)) O0
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 09:39:40 AM »
Lets all get the bumper sticker!!  :)
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2007, 09:42:33 AM »
I like the Bald Guyz shirt that says "Bald Guyz get more head" I want one.
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2007, 11:13:55 AM »
I feel like i just don't contribute enought to this forum so i will volunteer for the mission of have as much sex as one man can handle.... and that's a lot for me.
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2007, 01:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Tyler on May 26, 2007, 01:44:20 AM
Seriously!  You would be amazed at how many people find Sly Bald Guys by searching "Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness."

Ummm....define "frequent"
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2007, 02:03:16 PM »
Let's round it out to 5 to 10 times a day...
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2007, 03:30:37 PM »
We ought to cross-post this to that hairloss pity-party forum.  I'll bet that a majority of the guys there would be willing to become celibate if they thought it would prevent them from losing more hair.   :D :D
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2007, 03:44:47 PM »
Geez I might not return from this mission. Remember me once in a while guys.
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Re: Frequent Ejaculation Causes Baldness
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2007, 04:32:16 PM »
Quote from: RazorX on May 26, 2007, 03:30:37 PM
We ought to cross-post this to that hairloss pity-party forum.  I'll bet that a majority of the guys there would be willing to become celibate if they thought it would prevent them from losing more hair.   :D :D

For the guys on this forum, isn't that like having your cake and eating it too??? :D
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