Funny story.
At lunch today, I stopped by the table where the Chaplain was sitting. Also at the table was a visitor from Africa who was bald. I made a joke about it -- that he must be a good guy, he shaves his head, to which the chaplain replies, "but you've always been bald, haven't you?" Only since January, and I've know you a lot longer than that. .... I'm sure you've always been bald.
See how quickly they forget!