Minnesota Taxi Ride
A woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in
Minneapolis, Minnesota.
The taxi driver, Ole, who happened to be an old
Norwegian man, opened his eyes wide and stared
at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey?
Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
Ole said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling
you, dat vould not be proper vair I come from".
She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs
sweetie, what are you doing then?"
Ole looked at her and said, "Vell, I am lookin and
I'm lookin, and I am tinking to myselfs,vair in da
hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride ?
