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Offline Paul

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Full moon or what?
« on: May 23, 2007, 06:43:12 AM »
OK, in the vein of YOSP's "venting"  I have got to share this story.  This morning on the way to work it began raining very hard.  Now I live in the country and the roads at this time of year are muddy from farmers in and out of the fields.  As a result when the rain began to come down pretty hard I slowed to the speed limit (55 mph).  I soon notice an older model chevy apparrently trying to hitch a ride in the back of my truck.   The road is all double yellow here because of curves and such.  The woman driving behind me starts honking and weaving back and forth.  When we approach a crossroads with a stop sign, this gal guns it around me, pulls in front at the stop sign, parks it, gets out and begins screaming at me. "You stupid bald mother f@*ker, can't you drive?  This goes on for about a minute.  While not tall, I am not a small dude and with the slick dome usually can pose the usual sly intimidation look.  Is this gal nuts or what?  With the amount of unbalanced people riding the road with weapons today, did she have a death wish?  Had to get that off my chest...and to warn you all it must be a full moon!
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 07:00:31 AM »
That sounds like a lot of fun Paul.

She must have a death wish or somethin........OR she forgot her sign at home.
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 07:07:48 AM »
Paul, that was a good intro and body of the story. How did it end?
I'm voting for a Warner Brothers cartoon ending that she passes you, slides on a patch of mud, is thrown out of her car, and lands in a pile of cow patties.
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 07:14:31 AM »
Hey Paul, its crazy what this world has succumbed to...we almost have to laugh :*)) just to stay sane.

Ignorance is bliss :/O

Maybe its time for some yoga!
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 07:18:41 AM »
Quote from: schro on May 23, 2007, 07:07:48 AM
Paul, that was a good intro and body of the story. How did it end?
I'm voting for a Warner Brothers cartoon ending that she passes you, slides on a patch of mud, is thrown out of her car, and lands in a pile of cow patties.

Ends with her getting back into her car speeding onto a slippery road and crashing into the back of a manure wagon.  Sorry that was Back to the Future.  Actually ends with her getting angrier because I was laughing at the insanity of the situation and screaming over her shoulder to me as she jumped in her car and drove away.  Guess she was in a hurry because she was afraid to lose her $5.00 an hour job. 
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 07:19:36 AM »
That would make sense Paul
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 07:21:23 AM »
Wow, I made sense during finals week?  Kewl
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 07:30:31 AM »
Was she a Large Marge type wearing a moomoo with rollers in her hair and a Winston hanging from her lips (i.e. pburke dream girl)?
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 07:34:43 AM »
Blonde, hard, lives in a trailer down by the river!
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 07:41:43 AM »
She sounds like a BaldRob rebound girl.
Ya know, the Midwest Farmer's daughters really make you feel alright.  O0
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 07:43:09 AM »
Shhhhh... I slipped her Rob's number as she was leaving.
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 08:29:33 AM »
This thread was great to read first thing in the morning. Got my day started off with a laugh!
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 08:33:07 AM »
Quote from: Paul on May 23, 2007, 06:43:12 AM
"You stupid bald mother f@*ker, can't you drive?  

How did she know you like MILF's?  Now, calling you stupid...that was wrong.   :*))
« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 08:37:18 AM by GBORN »
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 08:38:25 AM »
Quote from: GBORN on May 23, 2007, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: Paul on May 23, 2007, 06:43:12 AM
"You stupid bald mother f@*ker, can't you drive?  

How did she know you like MILF's?  Now, calling you stupid...that was wrong.   :*))

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Re: Full moon or what?
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 09:25:34 AM »
 :*)) :*))  I gotta agree
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