ever try to

[PigPen]

never drink a schrotini before a shave, only post-shave.

Great words of wisdom from the Schromeister.

That's what gives the Schrolapaluza his W.O.W. factor!!

Words
Of
Wisdm

Plus, I usually spell Wisdom right. 

Maybe we should call him Schroda.............

[Tyler]

Beer, on the other hand, is an entirely different story. 

There's nothing like drinkin' a beer while in the shower.

[PigPen]

Beer, on the other hand, is an entirely different story. 

There's nothing like drinkin' a beer while in the shower.

Or a margarita, done that a time or three.

[Beer Barron]

There's nothing like drinkin' a beer while in the shower.

I used to do that in College before going out at night.  It was kind of cool to be in a hot steamy shower and drinking an ice cold brew.   

[Tom McGarry.]

Plus, I usually spell Wisdom right. 

I got yer correct spelling RIGHT HERE....!!!

Easy there Mr. Robmister, easy. I'm pretty sure he was just kidding. Now you two boys make up.

[Cam]

I can't go more than one day without shaving. I just can't stand the way it looks OR feels.

[Professor Melon]

  So happy bald, that, when the velcro starts up after only five hours, I feel guiulty and unclean and reach for the Fusion. No plans to attempt regrowth. The only hold-over of the old me are the hair-growth supplements I am still taking. When the supply runs out, I won't renew. That will mark my unequivocal commitment to the sly lifestyle. Professor Melon

[schro]

So happy bald, that, when the velcro starts up after only five hours, I feel guiulty and unclean and reach for the Fusion. No plans to attempt regrowth. The only hold-over of the old me are the hair-growth supplements I am still taking. When the supply runs out, I won't renew. That will mark my unequivocal commitment to the sly lifestyle. Professor Melon

Isn't it self-defeating to take hair growth supplements, shave your head, and feel unclean after 5 hours? 
Why not throw away that stuff now !?! You're always telling people to stop living a lie and shave it now.

[BALDANDRE]

Isn't it self-defeating to take hair growth supplements, shave your head, and feel unclean after 5 hours? 
Why not throw away that stuff now !?! You're always telling people to stop living a lie and shave it now.

Dude...you got served!

Just kidding...but Schro's got a point...yea there is the money issue...but if you love being bald and love the new found confidence and life attitude...wouldn't just 'chuckin um" in the trash just be a big f-u to the whole hair growing lame industry?

Anyways back to topic...when i feel any kind of stubble, i'm always wanting to get back that just shaved smooth feel of the ultimate slyness...

never , ever think of growin' it back...not for this sly guy...bald is just too cool in my opinion

[Robmeister]

Plus, I usually spell Wisdom right. 

I got yer correct spelling RIGHT HERE....!!

Easy there Mr. Robmister, easy. I'm pretty sure he was just kidding. Now you two boys make up.

Love means never having to say yer sorry.

That was pretty sharp back at Schro....that was after my 3rd martini and I was feeling p-r-e-t-t-y good

[schro]

we're all good.

[blondeguy]

I used to skip Sundays, but the stubble was itchy and drove me nuts.

[Tyler]

I've skipped the last two Sundays and it's driven me crazy!  Never again!  ok, maybe not never

[MagmaBabe]

So happy bald, that, when the velcro starts up after only five hours, I feel guiulty and unclean and reach for the Fusion. No plans to attempt regrowth. The only hold-over of the old me are the hair-growth supplements I am still taking. When the supply runs out, I won't renew. That will mark my unequivocal commitment to the sly lifestyle. Professor Melon

Eh?!!
Professor Melon, isn't that a contradiction right there?!

[PigPen]

So happy bald, that, when the velcro starts up after only five hours, I feel guiulty and unclean and reach for the Fusion. No plans to attempt regrowth. The only hold-over of the old me are the hair-growth supplements I am still taking. When the supply runs out, I won't renew. That will mark my unequivocal commitment to the sly lifestyle. Professor Melon

Eh?!!
Professor Melon, isn't that a contradiction right there?!

That was my first thought.