Good medical advice
1.. F***ing once a week is good for your health,
but its harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing relaxes your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try f***ing in bed cause it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol levels.
SO, REMEMBER .....
Fasting is good for health
I thought it was farting? 
Excellent point, Bear. Farting is the sharing of ones spirit.

Where's Vanna White when you need her?
Too many possibilities there!
Very clever play there Slynito, I have always been a big fan of word play!
Hummm, what vowel in particular did you want to buy, Sir? 
Ummm...$250 is a bit expensive.....can I phone a friend?