Not to denigrate women in general, but have you guys experienced the specimen I refer to as the bald groupies?
Maybe it's just a factor of the increased confidence in oneself after going sly, or just some women looking for some small talk in the act of courting... but there seems to be a contingent of women out there who definitely have a thing for the Sliest of All Gentlemen - the bald man.
Now, it's definitely not all women. Not even half or a quarter. But the women that like their men Sly are quite enamored with the look, I must say. Perhaps I should stop talking and keep the spoils to myself...