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0 to 200 in 6 seconds by Rhymez on 14 May, 2007 09:52
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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#1 by Jay on 14 May, 2007 10:41
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so dangerous its funny!
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#2 by froze on 31 May, 2007 16:00
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Poor Bob! Funny but stupid Bob!!
Ouch!!!
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#3 by Scott on 01 Jun, 2007 00:49
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RIP Bob
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#4 by froze on 07 Jun, 2007 09:27
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I have told that to more people lately!!
Funny joke!! But it seems like the ladies don't like it!!
My wife just rolled here eyes in the back of her head!!!and give me a wife look!!
you guys know the one! -
#5 by Rhymez on 07 Jun, 2007 09:59
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I have told that to more people lately!!
Funny joke!! But it seems like the ladies don't like it!!
My wife just rolled here eyes in the back of her head!!!and give me a wife look!!
you guys know the one!
HAHAHA! Dont think too many girls would like that joke. Tod it to a couple girls at my school, and said they would kill the guy who dared to try it to them! -
#6 by jusbnme on 07 Jun, 2007 20:37
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good one. I think I'll go tell the wife that one. Right...