The Navy Way Of Coming Home Drunk...

[BaldRob]

A Sailor and a Marine are out drinking one night, when the Marine finally
says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I
shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go
into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my
foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into
bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"The Sailor looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee
hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the
closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
say: WHO'S HORNY? and she acts like she's sound asleep. Works Every
Time!"

[wpruitt]

Ah Rob ... You well know women.  LMAO

[Paul]

That WOULD work for a sailor , but women are ALWAYS horny for a Marine.

[KALBO]

That WOULD work for a sailor , but women are ALWAYS horny for a Marine.

Sounds like a poll is coming our way in the near future...

[Shiny]

That WOULD work for a sailor , but women are ALWAYS horny for a Marine.

Thought you were gonna say women are always horny for a sly guy. 

[champ007]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!
At least in my happy place they are 

[Shiny]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!
At least in my happy place they are 

  Oh ya!  Agreed! 

[BaldRob]

That WOULD work for a sailor , but women are ALWAYS horny for a Marine.

You may be right... until the women find out that jarheads always follow the USMC Manual for Sex:

1. Insert
2. Remove

Repeat steps 1 and 2 until finished (which knowing the way jarheads are, about 30 seconds later!)   

[schro]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!

They are until they take their first bite of wedding cake. 

[Kajun]

They are until they take their first bite of wedding cake. 

exactly the reason i keep them on the LAY-way plan....

[PBurke]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!

They are until they take their first bite of wedding cake. 

that is a no sh!tter!

[Razor X]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!

They are until they take their first bite of wedding cake. 

that is a no sh!tter!

Thanks for the warning, guys.  Now I know to insist that there be no cake at my wedding!   

[PBurke]

razor. doctors have found that wedding cake has two side effects.



1. they either gain 50 lbs and quit having sex. or
2. sexual appetite decreases by 95%

trust me brother it is true. pm me and i'll tell you why women smile so much at the wedding.

[schro]

trust me brother it is true. pm me and i'll tell you why women smile so much at the wedding.

Yup, the new bride is thinking "No More BJ's".
And that doesn't stand for Burgers & Jalapenos either. 

[Tyler]

Lets end this and just say women are always horny!!

They are until they take their first bite of wedding cake. 

You forgot to mention that they all the sudden get the urge to go at it like rabbits when they decide it's time to have a baby.