Landline phones

[Magoo]

Razor........Your phone takes a great picture. But how did you train your goat to sit on the chair ?            

[Razor X]

Razor........Your phone takes a great picture. But how did you train your goat to sit on the chair ?            

I tricked her into thinking she's a dog. The rest was easy. 

[Mr Jules]

Skype beats the landline in one respect. Got people used to the new sly look when I skyped them. So, none of this "oh, you've shaved your head" nonsense when I met them later.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Razor........Your phone takes a great picture. But how did you train your goat to sit on the chair ?            

Hey, wake up, goats eat cans, not dishes--easy way to make the distinction!

[Razor X]

Goats don't sit at the table, either:

[Magoo]

Now that's a dog with culture , drinks coffee and watchs tv.