Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women
10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my
dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork
I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now... (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's)..
5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were
in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career... (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really
means)
1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
