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Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield by Slynito on 03 Feb, 2012 18:26
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Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield.
My wife only has sex with
me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the
lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last
night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The
only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl
phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody
was home!
A hooker once told
me she had a headache.
I went to a massage
parlor. It was self-service.
If it weren't for
pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was
making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to
hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself
now.'
I knew a girl so
ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your
head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew
a girl so ugly ... they use her in prisons to cure sex
offenders.
My wife is such a
bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang
themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck
my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I
asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for
Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not
sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys
giggling.
My wife is such a
bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called
me from Chicago last night.
MY FAVORITE:
My family was so
poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play
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#1 by BaldHDbiker on 03 Feb, 2012 20:08
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ROFL that was funny. I liked Rodney.
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#2 by Slynito on 03 Feb, 2012 20:13
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ROFL that was funny. I liked Rodney.
He was always on...always entertained me.