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Offline MagmaBabe

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Fake tan....
« on: May 03, 2007, 12:24:07 AM »
Okay, so here's a story that I thinks funny.

My fella stayed out in the sun for a little too long and caught too much sun on one side of his face, (he is blonde and has very fair skin) so he wanted to borrow some of my moisturiser while I was there, so his skin wouldn't dry out and peel. I recommended that he go buy some when I left.
Anyway, I got a phone call from him the next day, telling me that he was in the "men's section" of the local pharmacy buying some moisturiser and he picked up some that had an "anti-orange result" I said he should probably steer clear of anything that help colours your skin, but he was adamant that it wouldn't turn him orange, (because it said so on the label) and went ahead and bought it.
Well, he used it for a few days, and was pretty pleased with the results. He thought he had a nice "healthy looking glow" and totally forgot all about it, carrying on with the norm, work, going to the pub with his mates etc...
On the friday, he picked up his daughters and the first thing that came out of his eldests' mouth...
"Why is your face orange Daddy?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 12:28:31 AM »
 :*))  Kids will say the darnedest things!
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 01:27:59 AM »
What makes it even funnier to me is that he's colour blind! hahaha!
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 02:06:34 AM »
I thought _I_ was yer fella..... :-[
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 05:08:35 AM »
Quote from: Robmeister on May 03, 2007, 02:06:34 AM
I thought _I_ was yer fella..... :-[
Step to the back of the line Robister. :x!
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2007, 07:09:06 AM »
I love how kids can be so darn honest
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2007, 05:08:54 PM »
Quote from: Tom. on May 03, 2007, 05:08:35 AM
Quote from: Robmeister on May 03, 2007, 02:06:34 AM
I thought _I_ was yer fella..... :-[
Step to the back of the line Robister. :x!

You two can both just forget about it... I was hers  :@`a long, long time before either of you two showed up!
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2007, 06:44:02 PM »
I'll hold him Robmister. :x! :x!
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 10:38:53 PM »
oooh, this should be good! mind if I watch?   8) 
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 10:40:35 PM »
Quote from: PigPen on May 03, 2007, 07:09:06 AM
I love how kids can be so darn honest

yeah, and I love how none of his mates had the front to say anything!! hehe!! ;D
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 09:07:58 AM »
Quote from: MagmaBabe on May 07, 2007, 10:38:53 PM
oooh, this should be good! mind if I watch?   8) 

you boys fight it out while i hang out with the lay-day. ha ha
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 09:15:18 AM »
So, orange skin with blonde hair...I gues you could call him a creamsicle.
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 01:02:11 PM »
Quote from: schro on May 08, 2007, 09:15:18 AM
So, orange skin with blonde hair...I gues you could call him a creamsicle.

Yep, ya could........
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2007, 09:33:45 PM »
Quote from: schro on May 08, 2007, 09:15:18 AM
So, orange skin with blonde hair...I gues you could call him a creamsicle.

 :*)) :*))
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Re: Fake tan....
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2007, 09:42:52 PM »
Niiiiiiiiiccceee pic, Ty.
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