30. When i retire, I`m movin` north .
29. I`ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex .
28. Duct tape won`t fix that .
27. Come to think of it, I`ll have a Heineken .
26. We don`t keep firearms in this house .
25. You can`t feed that to the dog .
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, It`s just not safe .
23. Wrestling is fake .
22. We`re vegetarians .
21. Do you think my gut is too big ?
20. Honey, We don`t need another dog .
19. Who gives a damn who won the civil war .
18. Give me the small bag of pork rinds .
17. Too many deer heads detract from the decor .
16. I just could`nt find a thing at Wal-Mart today .
15. Trim the fat off that steak .
14. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso .
13. The tires on that truck are too big .
12. Unsweetened tea tastes better .
11. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffanys .
10. I`ve got two cases of Zima for the Superbowl .
9. Checkmate .
8. She`s too young to be wearing a bikini .
7. Hey` here`s an episode of "Hee Haa" that we have`nt seen .
6. I don`t have a favorite college team .
5. You Guys .
4. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae .
3. Oh i just could`nt, she`s only sixteen .
2. Ive got it all on the C: Drive .
