Author Topic: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...  (Read 1606 times)

Slynito

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The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« on: December 18, 2011, 07:08:28 PM »
A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a BMW when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

      The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his ca r when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"  The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

      The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.  I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in and, when I finished, it worked just like new.  So how is that I make $24,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?"


      The cardiologist paused, leaned over and, with a small grin, whispered to the mechanic . "Try doing it with the engine running."



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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 08:01:54 PM »
Good one!
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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »
Nice!
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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 10:04:24 PM »
Nice. This MD likes.

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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2011, 11:47:25 PM »
hehe :D
good one.
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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2011, 12:36:10 PM »
Awesome! That beats all the others medical jokes I've heard

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Re: The Mechanic and the Cardiologist...
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 11:02:59 PM »
 O0 :*)) :D