Spurred by Tyler's earlier story.......
I go to Sally's a couple times a year because they sell my favorite cologne... Clubman Pinaud...... at an amazing price.... about $7 for the large bottle.
I was there about a month ago, picked up my bottle of Clubman, and went to the counter to check out. As the lady behind the counter scanned my bottle she looked at me and asked, "Would you like to sign up for our Sally Beauty Supply discount card sir?". My wife busted out laughing.
I looked at her dead straight faced and asked, "Do I really look like the kind of guy that would need a Sally's Beauty Supply discount card?". I tried but I couldn't keep a straight face and busted out laughing just as she started laughing and almost thru tears said, "Uh, no..... dumb question!".