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Offline Tyler

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Um...that might hurt!
« on: December 11, 2011, 01:58:26 AM »
I was in Sally Beauty Supply yesterday and asked the lady at the counter if they have any Men's shaving supplies.  They often have good deals if they do.

She led me over to the aisle and grabbed a tube of Magic Shave and said, "Here you go."  Me and the two black guys in the aisle starting busting up because we ALL knew that wasn't want I should be using. 

To let her in why we were laughing, I said, "Um...that would hurt!  This stuff is for black guys, not white guys.  It would  burn my skin like crazy!"

The other guys were still laughing when I left.
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Offline Paul the Headblader

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Re: Um...that might hurt!
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2011, 03:27:52 AM »
and I'm still laughing when I'm typing this :D
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Re: Um...that might hurt!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 06:42:56 AM »
even african-american friends tell me, that you got to be tougher than a pine knot to use that stuff.
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Re: Um...that might hurt!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2011, 07:51:32 AM »
There is a cream (depilatory) for the scalp. On the tube it specifically says "for the removal of scalp hair" I tried it once when I was injured and couldn't shave a couple of years ago, but it burns and it didn't quite get the job done...Never again.
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Offline Mikekoz13

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Re: Um...that might hurt!
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2011, 08:15:15 AM »
Now that's funny!!

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