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Offline Mike

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Scotch...
« on: November 06, 2011, 08:36:05 PM »
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store
owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?" 
"No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"



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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 07:06:45 AM »
 :*)) :*))
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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2011, 08:11:32 AM »
 ;D Too Funny!!!
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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 08:15:16 AM »
As a Scotch drinker I take offense to that!   :*))  $#*t

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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2011, 08:52:17 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))



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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2011, 09:02:39 AM »
ugh, a tough one:D
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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2011, 09:50:27 AM »
Good use for Scotch ...funny story!  :*))

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Re: Scotch...
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2011, 11:13:57 AM »
Instant classic...doesn't even have to be aged for 12 years!!! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

 



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