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Pick up Lines by Slynito on 27 Oct, 2011 13:18
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Pick up Lines
* Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
* POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
* I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
* Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
* If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
* Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
* Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
* Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
* Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
* Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
* Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
* I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
* You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
* I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
* You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
* Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
* I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
* Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
* Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
* Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
* Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
* I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
* You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
* You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
* Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
* This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
* I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
* Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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#1 by Paul the Headblader on 28 Oct, 2011 05:00
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hooh, AWESOME ONES!
I'mma try some of them on monday, with the girl I'm into (she likes me for being the only bald person she ever interacted with:D) -
#2 by Slynito on 28 Oct, 2011 11:20
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hooh, AWESOME ONES!
I'mma try some of them on monday, with the girl I'm into (she likes me for being the only bald person she ever interacted with:D)
Go for it! Tell her she has space panties...because her ass is out of this world.
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#3 by Paul the Headblader on 28 Oct, 2011 11:26
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LOL
naw:D we're cool:D I mean, she's a "good" girl, and I'm a good lookin bald guy:D