I look like a criminal? LOL
The combination of the cinder block wall, the lighting, and the shades do smack of a mugshot.
But yeah, you rock the look.
You're not allowed to wear shades when posing for a mug shot, are you?
Probably not, but you got admit, they add to the menacing look.
Probably not, but you got admit, they add to the menacing look. 
Definitely.
Hey, Jimbo -- have you got a "before" photo that you could post? I'm guessing that the difference is quite dramatic. And to be honest, I'm having a hard time visualizing you with hair.
Jimbo,
The bald look is a natural for you. And, yes, you do look menacing; but not necessarily criminal. You could be a cop on downtime.
You do look like a natural SBG.