Moron

[Chavster]

While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.

It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.

The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.

Ouch So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.

[Sly Red]

The sympathetic portion:  I hope you've gotten the bleeding stopped.  Be careful shaving around that area for a few days.

The realistic portion:  You daft tosser!  What were you thinking! 

Red

[Chavster]

lol. You're right, I was definitely being daft although I wasnt doing the other at least not at that particular moment 

[Daven]

While I was removing the stubble from my otherwise perfect head (lol) this morning, I got an itch just above my ear.

It was around 5.30am, I'd already been up for an hour or so (I never shave as soon as I get out of bed), and I was wide awake, or at least I think I was, because instead of just scratching my itch with my finger, the way most people would, I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it. And I didnt run the blades up and down my skin, I ran it length-ways, along the length of the blades.

The last time I saw so much blood was when I watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Either then, or when I last used a Headblade.


You bled to death? How's Heaven? Good to know they have Internet there..
Ouch So while you people on the east coast were sitting down watching The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is, I was in my bathroom bleeding to death.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

I thought it would be a good idea to use my razor to scratch it.

Your new throat slitter

[TheSlyBear]

Youch. I've cut that area too and yeah, it bleeds like a *&^%$#@!.

Hope it'll heal up fast.

[MikeM]

<snip> Conan O'Brady or whatever his name is <snip>

Tarja Halonen

[tomgallagher]

Never never never sideways....OMG. Conan who..?

[Chavster]

I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.

[Chavster]

p.s., thanks No it wasnt the straight razor, just a Hydro 5. Hurt like a b1tch though. It still stings

[MikeM]

I dont know who Tarja Halonen is but he's the guy on the left in that ^ link.

Warning: I'm about to explain a joke.

Tarja Halonen, the person on the right, is the (female) president of Finland. Their resemblance became a running joke on Conan's show (and the internet) years ago. He even traveled to Finland to meet her after she won the election.

[Chavster]

They dont look anything alike... she looks less goofy than he does, but they dont look alike to me Sorry

[MikeM]

http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1334&bih=779&q=conan+o%27brien+tarja+halonen&gbv=2&oq=conan+o%27brien+tar&aq=3&aqi=g1&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1771l5111l0l6470l11l10l0l1l1l0l149l804l3.6l9l0

[Chavster]

I still dont see it

He's making the same facial expressions in some of the pictures, but facially I dont see a physical resemblance

Neither of them are beauties, especially him, but apart from that...

sorry

 

[TheSlyBear]

Wow, I'd swear it was his Mom or sister.