I just massaged Baby Oil into my head

[Razor X]

This place is starting to resemble Fear Factor.  

[Chavster]

My fault. Im a bad influence

[Chavster]

Everyone has vanished

  

[Laser Man]

Yikes - haggis, lutefisk, and gin-induced escapades all in the same day!  Thank goodness the day comes to close in less than an hour.  i don't think my boring old self could stand anymore excitement like this!!!!

[Chavster]

I dont think you're boring. As we say here, 'there's life in the old dog yet'

Not that you're a dog, obviously...

[MikeM]

Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

Hmmm--"Modest Proposal"--very Swift comment.

[Razor X]

Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

That's what I was afraid of.   

[tomgallagher]

Sort of like "Soylent Green".

[TheSlyBear]

Where does baby oil come from, anyway?   

Baby oil -- made from real babies! The first pressing is considered the finest.

Rachel Ray calls it EVBO.

[baldjoeg]

I use a little baby oil before I put on shaving lather to shave. IT makes the shave much smoother.

[MikeM]

http://www.philosoraptors.com/view/Philosoraptor/27522

[MikeM]

Rachel Ray calls it EVBO.

Surely she calls it "EVBO -- Extra Virgin Baby Oil."

[TheSlyBear]

That's right, the purpose of an acronym is so that you can explain what it means right after you say it, right? Saves so much time!

[tomgallagher]

That's right, the purpose of an acronym is so that you can explain what it means right after you say it, right? Saves so much time!

LOL.