The Sly Hairy Guys forum

[Chavster]

Over the years, the human race has evolved to have less hair than our predecessors. For example, Neanderthal Man was pretty darned hairy, whereas we arent, generally.

How many hundreds/thousands/millions of years do you think it will be before there's a Sly Hairy Guys forum?

With threads like:

1. Does anyone know if Walmart carries Gillette Rapid Hair Growth Gel? Im getting married tomorrow and I need to look like Ozzy Osbourne
2. OMG, Help!! There's something growing out of my head and I think its what Humanopithicus called 'a hair'
3. Has anyone tried using double-sided scotch tape to stick hair to your head?

I just spent quite a lot of money on some Fusion blades, and I couldnt help feeling sad that NHB (Natural Human Baldness) is unlikely to happen in my lifetime Both me and my wallet would have really liked that.

Love to be bald. Hate to get ripped off on razor blades.

 

[tomgallagher]

Ripped off is pretty strong isn't it...errrr ahhhh wait a minute..almost 20 bucks for 4 razor blades..hey we are getting ripped off.

[Chavster]

£17.99 for 8 blades, which is around $29.00

http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=260664144

Add to that something like $8 for a gallon of petrol (gasoline) and the fact we have to have a license to have a television, and a tax to drive a car on our roads, and sales tax at 20%, and income tax at around 33-40%, then yeah, I think ripped off is a great term to describe it

[tomgallagher]

You have to have a license to have a television....whassup with dat.?

[Chavster]

If you dont have one and they catch you, you go to jail. Simple as that

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/

Its around $200 a year if you have a colour tv or slightly less if you just have black & white, but if a person is blind, they only have to pay half

Most of the money is used to fund the BBC. Even if you dont watch the BBC, you still have to pay. Even if you watch tv only on the internet, you still have to pay. The BBC doesnt run commercials, so instead of raking in advertising revenue, us suckers have to stump up the money.

I dont watch television from one year's end to the next, but I still have to pay. When you buy a tv, the store you buys it from gives your name and address to the license people, and they check to make sure you have a license. If you dont, you get threatening letters. Then, if you dont pay up and they catch you watching tv, you're screwed.

They have detector vans. If they know someone doesnt have a license, they park outside and they can detect whether there's a tv signal being received in the house/apartment. If there is, goodbye freedom and hello iron bars.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

3. Has anyone tried using double-sided scotch tape to stick hair to your head?

It's been done!

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[Chavster]

LOL. The sad thing is that there's probably someone somewhere who has actually done that