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[Chavster]

I know, but I just cant help myself. I even like Velveeta, but thankfully that cant be purchased here

[Razor X]

Velveeta makes the best grilled cheese sandwiches.   

[Magoo]

Velveeta and Spam.....now your livin.

[Chavster]

Eww, Spam. Eww eww. At school they used to force me/us to eat deep fried battered Spam (Spam fritters), mashed potatoes (which always had lumps in it), and cabbage that had been cooked for around 83 years.

[Chavster]

Oh, and on the subject of chat

Overnight, I had three friend/buddy request thingy messages on Yahoo messenger, but I don't know who they're from, because I don't recognize the user name/screen name/whatever they're called I assume they're from SBG's because I don't really talk to anyone else online.

I'm always happy to chat, but preferably I like to know who I'm chatting to  I got into a situation a few months ago where I was chatting to a guy who had requested to join my buddy list, and I thought I knew who he was, but it turned out I didn't have a clue and it was all quite hair-raising. Not that I have any hair...

So if you add me to your Yahoo buddy list, let me know who you are and if you added me yesterday and I didn't approve the request (or whatever the technical term is), dont take it personally, but for all I know, you could be my scary stalker from school (Juliet) who had an epileptic fit every time she was close to me, and if you think I'm kidding, I aint! Her eyeballs used to roll around in their sockets for about 10 minutes and she used to go as stiff as a board, then she'd snap out of it and carry on as usual. I felt sorry for the girl, but there wasn't much anyone could do, and it can be a little off-putting for a 12 year old boy when he's trying to eat spam fritters and overcooked cabbage.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Velveeta and Spam.....now your livin.

A heart attack on a plate!

[Chavster]

Velveeta and Spam.....now your livin.

A heart attack on a plate!

Spam would never find its way into my mouth, thats guaranteed. I'm a Velveeta freak but I know its crap so I'm quite pleased I cant buy it, but Spam? Eww. EWW.

[Magoo]

I agree don't take me seriously, I wouldn't eat that either.

[tomgallagher]

For being so unpopular Spam has certainly been around for a long time.

[Chavster]

For being so unpopular Spam has certainly been around for a long time.

Yeah but so has camel 5h1t and I wouldnt want to eat that either

[tomgallagher]

Grits, Spam, whatever....strokes and folks y'all.

[Chavster]

I'd probably eat a grit just as long as I didnt have to eat a prawn (shrimp). Eww.

Spam has no chance though. You can have my portion

[Razor X]

You have to wonder who buys all that Spam.  Nobody seems to like it, but somebody must be buying it.  The only people I ever knew who liked it were Brits.

[Chavster]

Admittedly, it is (or at least was) very popular here. Spam (the company, whoever they are) has just started advertising on tv again, and I dont remember them doing that since the 80s.

Eww.

On the flip side of the coin, faggots are no longer advertised on tv here for some reason, and they're just as repulsive as Spam. And before you all go  , its a meatball made from pork and liver. Eww.

http://www.tesco.com/superstore/xpi/5/xpi50150805.htm

And you wonder why I only eat when I get to America???

[tomgallagher]

I have no idea why a commercial using the word "faggots" would be pulled off the air. (gimme a break).