Author Topic: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011  (Read 3474 times)

Offline Daven

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Ok, so I am a huge fan of Jay Leno and record The Tonight Show and watch it in the boring. One of his "bits" that I like the most is "Headlines" where he pulls REAL headlines from newspapers and ad's from magazines that are funny or wrong. Last night, he had a headline that was an ad for a hair club like place where the before and after pic went from a man to a woman. WHEN telling the joke, he said that 60% of his band would benefit from it. The band leader was offended and acted like he was walking off stage saying "what's wrong with being bald".

Wouldn't it be funny if tonight ALL his audience was bald? LOL.

You can find clips of his show at NBC.com in the watch video's section if you want to see it.


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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 10:46:10 AM »
Jay's just jealous because he can't cut it sly like most of his band members can...

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 11:15:57 AM »


Wouldn't it be funny if tonight ALL his audience was bald? LOL.


What a hoot that would be, all the audience bald!

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2011, 12:01:29 PM »
You can find clips of his show at NBC.com in the watch video's section if you want to see it.

Apart from those of us living in the olde worlde who are blocked from watching American tv shows on the network websites :(

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2011, 12:55:04 PM »
You can find clips of his show at NBC.com in the watch video's section if you want to see it.

Apart from those of us living in the olde worlde who are blocked from watching American tv shows on the network websites :(

Well, you're not missing much.

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2011, 01:07:18 PM »
Once in a while there's something airing on American tv I'd like to watch, but not that often. I have a VPN so I can usually hack my way in to the ABC player on their website but thats about it. I know who Jay Leno is but I've never seen his show.

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2011, 02:52:13 PM »
You're not missing much by not seeing Leno. Other than his cool car and motorcycle collection.... he is useless.
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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2011, 02:53:07 PM »
You're not missing much by not seeing Leno. Other than his cool car and motorcycle collection.... he is useless.

One minor correction, "he is useless & overpaid!"

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2011, 02:55:33 PM »
He reminds me of Rosie O'Donnell or whatever her name is, and I'm not keen on her either.

And TBH, when you've seen one American talk show, you've seen them all, so I never bothered watching Leno's show.

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Re: Bald joke on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2011
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 03:19:05 PM »
TEAM COCO!  O0
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