As I am from Arizona, I might be closer to the whole Congresswoman Gabby Giffords than you guy's, but her husband Commander Mark Kelly really works as a sly guy. His melon is LARGE but he makes it look good. Since he announced his retirement today from NASA and the Navy, I wonder if his mustache will turn into a goatee... I'm guess yes.
Has someone mentioned him? I didn't search his name.