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Offline Tyler

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Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« on: June 02, 2011, 02:48:32 PM »
Are you new to shaving your head?  Want to even out the shade of your head compared to your face?

Now you don't need to worry about getting a tan or using tanning lotion.  I introduce to you whitening soap!

Made with placenta, this whitening soap will be sure to get your face matching your head soon!




Please note that this is a joke
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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 02:52:21 PM »
That is completely disturbing.......yet funny at the same time  :*))
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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »
I'm looking but can't find anywhere online to order some :-/
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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2011, 03:50:26 PM »
Why would someone want to whiten their skin? o.0 I was born with the absence of color and wish I was tan. Eh guess everyone wants what they can't have.
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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2011, 04:13:17 PM »
Do they make Placenta Toothpaste?
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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 04:24:12 AM »
Quote from: kenny57028 on June 02, 2011, 03:50:26 PM
Why would someone want to whiten their skin?

The foremost authority on this passed a few years back. If only Michael Jackson was here to answer this..............   ^-^

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Re: Got a white scalp? This will help even the shade
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 12:40:58 PM »
Quote from: SlapHeadUK on June 02, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
I'm looking but can't find anywhere online to order some :-/
Click!
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